Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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