just come out here and I will go home with you...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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