If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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