I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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