i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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