Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
