is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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