Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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