I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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