hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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