Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.