We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law