We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that