its not stalking. its research.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.