I want to stick my p in your. b.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.