someone get that fucking seahorse.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.