Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.