ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
