fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Randomize
