i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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