when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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