What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize