Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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