If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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