Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
how does that bad decision feel?
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