Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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