Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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