They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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