i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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