Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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