yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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