Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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