I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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