I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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