I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
