Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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