So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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