She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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