Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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