just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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