Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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