it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
