Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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