Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize