i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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