I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
We had sex on a dog bed..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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