i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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