I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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