we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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