I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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