Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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