Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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