can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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