My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
