This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I touched a dick in church today
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Randomize
