The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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