exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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